Immortalised.net // FAQ

Confused aren't you?

I like reading FAQs. Strange quirk (to add to the list) but I like poking in other people's FAQs even though I have no intention of contacting them. And I love writing my own too. So no, most these questions weren't frequently asked. But I'd thought that I'll write this up in case someone does feel like asking them.

Make me a site/layout!!! Please?
Yes! MONEY!!! GIVE ME!!!! ^__^ LOL, if you seriously want me to make a layout for me, contact me and we'll arrange a price. Otherwise ..... no, sorry. I have less and less time now to do so. And if I make you a site for free, then I'll have to agree to make a site for others too. So no, sorry. Unless you were a close friend.

Why is "immortalised" spelt with a "s" and not a "z"?
Because I live in Australia, and we spell it with s. Similiarly, over here, it's "customise" not "customize", "colour" not "color", "grey" not "gray", "favourite" not "favorite", "centre" not "center". Oh and its "autumn" not "fall".

Did you draw the layout? Can you draw me one?
I did actually. Cool eh? *caves into narcissism* And no I can't draw you one, sorry. NO TIME! ;__;

Can I be your affiliate site?
Um.... well it depends. My understanding of "affiliation" is more than a separate link list. I keep in contact with all my affilates. If you have a site that I look up to (aka really good design and content) and if you are willing to keep in contact, then yeah! If you're the type to have a billion "affiliates" then, eh no, it probably means you don't really value them.

Can I be your sister/sibling site?
I don't believe in "sibling" sites. I have a little brother and I've come to think of siblings as annoying little children that live with you. It's a bit strange calling someone you haven't meet, a member of your family. I go for affiliation instead (look above), it's really the same difference isn't it? Some of my affilates may refer to me as their "sibling/sister" site, it doesn't really matter, its all a name.

You bitch! I signed your guestbook/linked to you and you didn't do that in return! You suck!
If you signed my guestbook and I didn't in return is either:
1. You didn't have a site.
2. You didn't have a guestbook.
3. Your entry was "visit my site, visit my site!".
4. I didn't want to. :P
As for linking, I link to all those who linked me. You can email me for exchange or just link me, I can tell via the tracker. But I do forget (or too lazy) sometimes, so it may not go up immediately.

Y dIdNt U aNzWeR mY eMaiLz I zEnT u? r U a bItChZ oR sOmEfInG?
I wouldn't answer your email if you type like that. Call me discriminatory or something, I don't care. You may speak like that whatever, but if you want a response from me, please type properly not like a four year old.

I can't believe you criticised _____ ! You are soooo mean!
Yes I am.

How do you make a site?
Wow, an actual FAQ! I get asked this alot, and I'll finally give out the secret here. Well all you really need is the internet, a computer, and a magic wand. Now I know that magic wands are hard to get but its there is one trick to it; you have to sell your soul to Satan. Once that's done, you'll get your wand and your soul will fall into eternal damnation. But that's alright. After that, wave the wand, climb to the top of the nearest mountain, click your heels and jump off it. And a really cool site will instantly appear on your computer and you'll get 1000 hits a day for it.

OR, and alternate method is to LEARN HTML.

Why do you write so much? Put some pictures up, I'm bored...
I write, because it is the only decent thing I know how to do. I barely know how to hold a camera and I can't draw (or paint or CGI etc etc). I love looking at art but have no intentions of making art. Yes all my sites are very wordy. That is how I express myself. No I won't put pictures up of myself nor buy expensive artbooks to scan them. Don't have the money.